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Link reblogged from A Nerdy Girl Talking about Geeky Things

12 Problems Only Busty Girls Have

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/12-problems-busty-girls-have

geekyjessica:

This is awesome. Also, I love that it’s a girl that’s asking her the awkward drunken question. Girls talk about my boobs just as much as dudes do. Actually more, because they feel like it’s OK for them to do it. Honestly, it’s annoying and embarrassing no matter what gender you are.

As a currently over-weight dude, I can sympathize with a lot of these situations; substitute “belly” for “boobs”, and a lot of these things happen to me too.

No one has ever asked to motor-boat my belly, though…
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  Okay, that’s hysterical.
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  Re-blogged for truth.
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  Every single one of these, I have.
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  YUP.
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  I have a recording of David Cross talking about how I wanted him to motorboat me. (A friend interviewed him when he was...
13. billeh-a7x reblogged this from geekyjessica and added:
  
  so sadly true. I’m glad...big ‘ol boobies!
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  Hehe
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  Yes to….yeah, pretty much all of these. Especially...folding arms one. And the stairs one....
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  WORD. Especially the “counter height” one.
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23. danisdapper said: My guys friends and I occasionally might mention boobs, but i’ve had female friends go on and on about them. It’s always a little weird.
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26. renaissancedork reblogged this from geekyjessica and added:
  
  As a currently over-weight dude, I can sympathize with a lot of these situations; substitute “belly” for “boobs”, and a...
27. ravingsockmonkey reblogged this from geekyjessica and added:
  
  Sure they’re fun, but man they can be clumsy.
28. anglerfishy reblogged this from geekyjessica and added:
  
  WOAH! This is me! And no matter what people say, having big boobs can be a hindrance. For example, playing golf isn’t as...
29. lucaluca reblogged this from laughterkey and added:
  
  YES,YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. But they’re forgetting about the dreaded button down pucker. Fuck button...
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  OH GOD YES! So much yes!
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  Whitney, I love you for this.
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  These are all so very true.
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36. nakedtrust said: Fucking story of my life! :D
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